siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

oh my god when i worked at the theater back home a guy came up to buy two tickets to madea, and his accent was really thick so i thought he said beiber, and i assumed he was taking like his tween-early teen daughter to see the beiber movie (yes this was so long ago that it was while a madea movie and the beiber movie were both in theaters at the same time) and then later his wife came storming up and basically cussed me out for misunderstanding his accent and wouldn’t stop fucking screaming at me after i printed out their new tickets no matter how much i apologized. i think she wanted to get me fired for not being able to understand a really, REALLY thick accent. like it wasn’t even an accent i recognized.

okay seriously reblog if you’re older than 12

i-m-a-good-viper:

elisa-1135:

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COME ON PEOPLE, THERE HAS GOT TO BE MORE. image

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so as i’m at the age where, if i lived in the harry potter universe, i’d be in the midst of a budding career, i have to wonder what i’d do.

i like to think i’d be a professor. possibly of care of magical creatures? that’d be one of the absolute most interesting things to me, learning and teaching about supernatural beasties.

Good wifi on the Hogwarts Express this year

neverknowinglybeserious:

a-hobbit-john:

hiiddles:

wife-of-loki:

MINE IS CRAPPY
WHAT CARRIAGE ARE YOU IN!??!?!

COME TO THE BACK 

THE SLYTHERINS HAVE HACKED DUMBLEDORE’S WIFI

1GB BITCHES

Thanks to the Ravenclaws, guys.

The password’s “AL0H4M0R4”
Pass it on. 

kayzig:

missespeon:

auwa:

fiztheancient:

fireskink:

jacketlizard:

jetgreguar:

grandmasterflash:

tumblr you can keep your glorified nostalgia about the wild thornberries and tony hawk’s pro skater and getting to hold the flea-ridden stuffed lion during the d.a.r.e program and what have you because THIS right here.  now THIS was the essence of the 90s

YOU’LL CALL NOW

oh man it took me literally 2 seconds of this video to remember exactly how the rest of it went

I hated this commercial. Turns out I still hate it.

OH MY GOD THIS DAMN COMMERCIAL

I CAN’T FUCKING STOP LAUGHING its as awful as i remembered it

i cant quite explain this commercial and how it came back to me like

i couldnt remember the exact words by heart but. everything they said chimed in my head like a song i’d heard a long time ago. it was almost rhythmic, buried deep in my memory. it was probably the most bizarre way ive ever remembered something.

WHY AM I SO EXCITED THIS IS ON THE INTERNET

fuck

coraregina:

granted, they already tend to treat women’s olympic sports as sexual displays. most men i know who watch the olympics…

Yeah, but pole dancing is an activity that has acquired an almost exclusively sexual association among both men and women. Acknowledging it as anything more and taking it out of that pigeonhole of male pleasure would probably make men so uncomfortable that it will never happen. They’re fine with thinking of dancers as strippers, but the second you acknowledge them as athletes, that suggests that they might actually be people, not sexual objects.

(I’m not saying that strippers aren’t people, I’m saying that men are more comfortable when they don’t have to consider that.)

Then you have some women who have internalized (or externalized) misogyny and like to use pole dancing as an example of something “dirty” that “only whores do,” as a means to set themselves apart on a moral and physical level.

IDK society is fucked up.

agreed, society IS fucked up.

it’s late, i’m drunk, and i hadn’t even bothered to remember that women push pole dancing over there in the “sexual” corner, too. it upsets me, because pole dancing is an uber athletic activity. like, ballet? yeah that works your legs like crazy, but pole dancing works your arms like crazy, too, more than ballet tosses require. and it’s all lean muscle since it has to still be flexible.

i know there are more and more little gyms offering classes on it because it’s such a good workout, but i wish it would get regarded more as a workout and less as a form of sexual entertainment.

bookjunkie26:

samswittyusername:

alangwiggy:

madmothmiko:

acolytejezebel:

Impossible!!

How do you even…. ?

This is the type of stage pageantry that people pay hundreds to see. Imagine how long the costume designer took intricately put into making those dresses the people behind the scene are the true heroes of theater 

The one on the right is a true work of art

THEATRE

AH YES THEATRE

my mom has worked as a wardrobe lady for music theater wichita for most of my life. she has tons of stories about patching costumes, helping with costume changes, and sewing up the phantom’s crotch while he was wearing the pants because there was a scene change but they didn’t have time to change his pants.

coraregina:

a-lesbillion:

thechangelingmedusa:

Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever. Why does pole dancing have to be so stigmatised as a sexual thing that only strippers do? I have great respect for all people who can pull this off. This is art and beauty right here. 

Good lord, the fluidity of her movement is mind-bending, jfc

It’s not an olympic sport and never will be, because that would involve acknowledging it as the incredible feat of skill and strength that it is, instead of a detached sexual display meant solely to please men.

granted, they already tend to treat women’s olympic sports as sexual displays. most men i know who watch the olympics only watch the olympics to stare at figure skaters and gymnasts and volleyball players.

coraregina:

a-lesbillion:

thechangelingmedusa:

Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever. Why does pole dancing have to be so stigmatised as a sexual thing that only strippers do? I have great respect for all people who can pull this off. This is art and beauty right here. 

Good lord, the fluidity of her movement is mind-bending, jfc

It’s not an olympic sport and never will be, because that would involve acknowledging it as the incredible feat of skill and strength that it is, instead of a detached sexual display meant solely to please men.

granted, they already tend to treat women’s olympic sports as sexual displays. most men i know who watch the olympics only watch the olympics to stare at figure skaters and gymnasts and volleyball players.

elmatpe:

vixyish:

yondamoegi:

dreamsofjade:

hoganddice:

captkylej:

themaskednegro:

bowiesnippleantennae:

whatarefrogs:

JonTron just linked this image as an example of how men are stereotyped and exploited in video games I’m literally laughing out loud holy shit

for anyone who still doesn’t get it notice the background please

Fun fact: topless slave girls are COLLECTIBLES in this game.

See, the problem is that the guys objectification is empowering. You’re empowered because you’re taking advantage of the other objectified people.

Also, can my followers who like guys please comment on whether or not they find this guy sexually attractive?

nah, too much muscle. Muscle is hard… I want something soft to rest my head on! :P the only guy that i’ve ever been attracted to who has looked like this is Jason Momoa. 

I personally like muscles. I adore them. They fascinate me.
But this Conan doesn’t look sexually attractive. He looks like he’s gonna kill me - he’s intimidating and forceful. I’d better stay away from him.
If he looked like this
I’d say “Well, hello sexy.”
Objectification and sexualization don’t really depend on character’s looks, even if they use it to objectificate and sexualize. They depend on character’s purpose and agency.
A girl character can run around with her titties exposed but still could be not sexualized.

Just my 2 cents

ALL OF THIS.

Perfect way of explaining male power fantasy and sexualization of women (and the ‘male gaze’) ever. 

elmatpe:

vixyish:

yondamoegi:

dreamsofjade:

hoganddice:

captkylej:

themaskednegro:

bowiesnippleantennae:

whatarefrogs:

JonTron just linked this image as an example of how men are stereotyped and exploited in video games I’m literally laughing out loud holy shit

for anyone who still doesn’t get it notice the background please

Fun fact: topless slave girls are COLLECTIBLES in this game.

See, the problem is that the guys objectification is empowering. You’re empowered because you’re taking advantage of the other objectified people.

Also, can my followers who like guys please comment on whether or not they find this guy sexually attractive?

nah, too much muscle. Muscle is hard… I want something soft to rest my head on! :P the only guy that i’ve ever been attracted to who has looked like this is Jason Momoa. 

I personally like muscles. I adore them. They fascinate me.

But this Conan doesn’t look sexually attractive. He looks like he’s gonna kill me - he’s intimidating and forceful. I’d better stay away from him.

If he looked like this

I’d say “Well, hello sexy.”

Objectification and sexualization don’t really depend on character’s looks, even if they use it to objectificate and sexualize. They depend on character’s purpose and agency.

A girl character can run around with her titties exposed but still could be not sexualized.

Just my 2 cents

ALL OF THIS.

Perfect way of explaining male power fantasy and sexualization of women (and the ‘male gaze’) ever. 

agnollstic:

didn’t post this one oopsgift for my bf for his birthday, drawing of his foxy fursona doing fursona things. I wanted it to look cool but i’m not totally comfortable with digital art yet. he liked it though

of course he liked it, anniecat, it looks great.

agnollstic:

didn’t post this one oops
gift for my bf for his birthday, drawing of his foxy fursona doing fursona things. I wanted it to look cool but i’m not totally comfortable with digital art yet. he liked it though

of course he liked it, anniecat, it looks great.